Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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