Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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