What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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