walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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