just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Randomize
