Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Randomize