I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Randomize
