i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I need water and some morals
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
