Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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