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I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.

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(516): View more from New York

Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars

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(281): View more from Texas

when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer

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(512): View more from Texas

She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers

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(765): View more from Indiana

We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on

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(740): View more from Ohio

All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I’m going to Lewinsky this place

(1-413): View more from Massachusetts

That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying

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