shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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