we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
and she was petting her beer can
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
we're making bets on your personal life
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Randomize
