just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Is it because I queefed?
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Come see our sink grown plant.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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