i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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