Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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