Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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