Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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