its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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