Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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