He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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