Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I have post one night stand depression
Randomize
