good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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