There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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