Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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