She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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