can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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