So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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