oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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