I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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