whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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