why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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