How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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