Don't you send me to vm
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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