So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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