I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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