the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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