doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
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