How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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