if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
