yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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