I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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