It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
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