At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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