i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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