when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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