the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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