he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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