i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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