I'm going to jail i love you
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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