Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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