Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
im having a threesome with these popsicles
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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