just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
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