We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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