you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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